the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
Dogs that are having a worse hair day than you are.
I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way
sorry this is so belaboured, but i wanted to make this guy admit he was worried about getting thrown in jail after having sex with me
men who eagerly wait for young girls to turn 18 so they can legally have sex with them are in the running for creepiest people on the planet
GET. IT. GIRL.
I love seeing young girls standing up for themselves in ways I never knew I could until I was almost THIRTY.
I seirously just…wow. I’m in awe of young women today.
Whoever in the writing department came up with this gag deserves a fucking Emmy.
You want to get kids out of foster care and into good, loving homes? I’ve got a simple solution to your problem.
Did you know LGBT couples are more likely to adopt older, children of color and disable children than straight couples? LGBT couples tend to adopt ‘undesired’ children more (basically kids no one else wants.)
"all girls dress the same"
I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and
i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this